tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8251891826295969285.post3911578866006707012..comments2023-11-20T06:02:20.009-05:00Comments on Dr. Maureen: I only ever read one fashion magazine anywayDr. Maureenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17212098874323500022noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8251891826295969285.post-76536418523360455272010-05-31T07:34:58.290-04:002010-05-31T07:34:58.290-04:00Great post! My un-favorite: "Pop." I wou...Great post! My un-favorite: "Pop." I would like to hear any interior designer in any magazine or on any television show to speak one sentence about a room they've designed without using the word "pop." Can a [color, pillow, fill in the blank] ever give a room pinache, energize, or catch the eye, or do something besides pop? <br /><br />Thank you for the outlet.Rahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01929421734793291609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8251891826295969285.post-82784013303018930732010-05-29T16:42:04.110-04:002010-05-29T16:42:04.110-04:00"Sweep on" your favorite eyeshadow, and ..."Sweep on" your favorite eyeshadow, and "slick on" some lip gloss, and you're ready to go!<br /><br />Having a bad hair day? Just "sweep" it into a low ponytail and you're good to go!<br /><br />OK, where's my eyeshadow? Does this actually work on me? Don't I need a brush, or something? Lip gloss? I used to have some that I liked, but I hear shimmer is out. Is this it? Does this look OK? Gah, Elvira. Bad hair day! Do I have any ponytail holders that don't make me look like I'm twelve? Or out for a jog? I used to jog. Can I wear a scrunchie? I always used to until suddenly I read something in a fashion magazine about how scrunchies are evil. OK, got ponytail. Looks stubby, not sleek and flowy. And what about bad bangs? Oh, right -- "Sleek back with some hair gel and wear headband or flirty barrettes." Um, can't wear headbands because of five-head and cowlicks, and can't wear flirty barrettes because I'm going to work and also NOT TWELVE.<br /><br />"Five-minute beauty routine" and all its attendant inadequate-making terminology (fashion FAIL) can go jump in a lake.Krizzzznoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8251891826295969285.post-89868725002719685332010-05-28T20:03:41.402-04:002010-05-28T20:03:41.402-04:00Other verbs that drive me crazy: "rock,"...Other verbs that drive me crazy: "rock," as in "Celebrity rocked such-and-such a look/dress/style"; "feasted" as in "Anyone famous ate ANYTHING AT ALL"; and "ballooned" as in "Anyone famous gained ANY WEIGHT AT ALL, even while pregnant."Swistlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13126937282657655091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8251891826295969285.post-40711076664283612872010-05-28T17:55:37.461-04:002010-05-28T17:55:37.461-04:00Good one, Maureen.
Your Anonymous MomGood one, Maureen.<br />Your Anonymous MomAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8251891826295969285.post-25554986365391494672010-05-28T17:37:27.911-04:002010-05-28T17:37:27.911-04:00Haha! This is the funniest thing I've seen all...Haha! This is the funniest thing I've seen all day. Thank you for lightening things up around here. I know what you mean - things like that drive me CRAZY! The worst part? There are things that *I* say all the time that drive me crazy and I KNOW that if I'm driving myself crazy then it's not good for how others are feeling! Gah!Anniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08132737557854212284noreply@blogger.com