While we were watching last week’s episode of Lost, Andrew paused it to say, “Jack must have stubbed the heck out of his toe, because his nail is split.” Now, Lost is a pretty weird show, and I admit that I had been dozing just a little bit and might have missed some crucial plot points, but, still. A stubbed toe was important? The writers were grasping at straws with that one.
“Why are you telling me this?” I said.
“Because we have to be careful when we put his socks on,” he replied.
Oh, OUR Jack!