3. Clear off dining room table (which I JUST DID, I swear I could add this to the list every 45 minutes)
I can legitimately cross off Number 1. Number 2 I'm crossing off because I redefined "bathroom" to mean "toilet." I'm about to cross off Number 4 (at 4:15 pm! Woohoo!) and all the laundry is clean, just not so much put away. And I kind of think it won't be. So, pretty good I guess. Oh, I should also add:
For those keeping track, I'm at 39 weeks today. And, since I've made it this far, I would like to formally request that this baby stay put until Friday, because we're going to see The Muppets tomorrow if possible, and after all this torture, it would be a shame to miss out on Thanksgiving, don't you think? But Friday would be good. Friday, baby. You can do it.