Yes, I'm still pregnant. I had a BPP, AFI, and NST yesterday, and the baby is head down, fine, and apparently settling in for the winter. I think I saw a little TV and remote control in there during the ultrasound.
Gotta say, I was definitely hoping they were going to say, "My goodness, you're contracting and you're already at 5cm! I guess you're staying here!" but they didn't. Still, neither did they say, "My goodness, the baby is in terrible distress and we have to do a c-section right now!" so there's that.