When you discover your child has taken a series of photos with your camera, the results can be mixed. Sometimes, it's thirty-seven blurry photos of the ceiling fan. Sometimes, the photos have boring subject matter, but it is an interesting insight into the perspective of someone who is only two and a half feet tall. And sometimes, you are treated to a delightful expose of your own inattentiveness.
Presenting the latter:
Oh, hey, Nora. 'Sup?
Yeah, just talking on my phone here.
Talk, talk, talk.
Whoops, gotta go!
There is something happening in the kitchen.
Skooching my way over, folks!
Oh, hey! You're coming too, Nora?
I'm over here, Nora!
Yes, that is a lovely picture you drew and taped up yourself with fifty-three pieces of tape, Nora, but check this out.
The dishwasher! It's open!
You know what an open dishwasher means, right?
You just reach around in here... it's better when they're putting stuff IN, I've found...